Well, that’s the first time I’m ever jerked off to someone getting hit in the ass with a staple.
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Reblogged from L'Enfant Terrible
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What we’re REALLY thinking about when we see you in the shower, straight dude. (see post below)
Reblogged from Straight Loads
Questions from a Straight Guy: Locker Room Etiquette
- Patrick: Do you check us out in the locker room?
- Me: Do you check each other out?
- Patrick:
- Patrick: Answer the question.
- Me: If you're in my line of sight, I'm not going to close my eyes. Same with peripheral vision. Otherwise, I'm just going to maintain eye contact or, in the showers, just look at the wall or my feet.
- Patrick: How do you not get a boner?
- Me: I've known you idiots my entire life. It's not like I'm going to suddenly get off on you now. Plus, it's all mental. I just think, "This is not the place for that."
- Patrick: I keep expecting you to get hard.
- Me: So, while I'm not looking at your dick, you can't take your eyes off of mine.
- Patrick: Well, when you put it THAT way...
- Me: If you were in a locker room with a group of women, wouldn't you be able to control yourself?
- Patrick: I wouldn't last five seconds.
- Me: It takes years of practice to not be creepy.
- - I'm sorry, but this is a bunch of total bulllllshit - OF COURSE we're checking you out, straight guys, duh. Anyone who says he's not is promoting a desexualized lie. Ya-hey.
Reblogged from Adam At Art School
sirexodus asked: Does being a porn star affect your personal relationships? After a day of working, do you still have fun at home? Curious.
Yes sometimes and yes always!
writerbear asked: Your responses to "Asks" today have me floored! Smart, sexy, confident AND a sense of humor? I might be in lust with your brain. In the future, when it's legal, will your brain-in-a-jar marry my brain-in-a-jar?
I don’t believe in brains in jars or marriage. Can’t we just stick to easier stuff, like blowjobs in cars?
fr33kinmatt asked: Hell, I live in the bay area and want to blow you. Where's the sign up sheet for that?
Line forms here.
acidarmor asked: Would you ever do what Logan Mcree does, and let people audition to be in a film with you?
if i ever start a porn site, sure. if i don’t ever start a porn site, that’s just called “blowjobs”
Anonymous asked: Hey, conner, is a big fan of yours, do you love to eat cum and swallow it all? It is hot if you do it.
ask me again later when i’m not drowned in jizzblasts
Anonymous asked: Would you let me suck your dick.
i dunno, do you have herpes?
Anonymous asked: Would a Black guy have a chance with they "Conner Habib?"
are you saying “black” because you asked anonymously and the avi on tumblr is a black silhouette?
themedusaslayer asked: If I ever come to SF can we go to Starbucks and some cool comic book stores? We can cuddle afterwards if you'd like.
but if i was wired on coffee and had comics to read, i’d probably be balls-deep in batman, not cuddling!
Anonymous asked: My suck buddy texts me to say he is thinking about my dick, not me. Should I be flattered or offended?
are you crazy
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Love starts when we push aside our ego and make room for someone else.
—
Rudolf Steiner
This is Steiner’s Sophia ethos - the divine feminine love, the Holy Ghost, the mother principle.
(via livingthinking)
Reblogged from Living Thinking
