This is awesome.
Today is Conner Habib’s birthday, the internet tells me. I celebrated the only way I could think of (imagining that my dick was boning his ass while I jerked off this morning).
Speaking of jerking off, though, here’s a photo of an extremely well-endowed man—not me, sadly—in my old bedroom jerking off to a Conner scene.
Reblogged from Naked Pictures Of Your Dad