If I eat one more piece of pie, I’ll die!
If I can’t have one more piece of pie, I’ll die!
So since it’s all decided I must die,
I might as well have one more piece of pie.
MMM — OOOH — MY!
Chomp — Gulp — ‘Bye.
— Shel Silverstein, “The Pie Problem” (aka Happy Thanksgiving everyone!)
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